Rosie O'Donnell has announced in the past week that she is both quitting her job at The View and getting a divorce from her wife of two years, so your life officially isn't the biggest mess. It's been a while since Rosie lost the coveted favorite lesbian crown to Ellen, but somehow she's managed to stay around for this long. I guess The View has been pretty desperate since Barbara Walters left, because Whoopi Goldberg scares off most of the audience with her outfits. At least Elisabeth Hasselbeck was always down to cause some drama. Who knows what Rosie will do next, but chances are it'll be something dumb that we don't care about.