Reese Witherspoon Gets Blackout, Arrested, and Verbally Assaults a Cop in True Betchy Form

Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim were arrested and briefly jailed on Friday night in Georgia under suspicions of being drunk. Jim's facing a DUI charge and Reese got a disorderly conduct charge because she got all betchy and angry and asked the officer if he knew her name, because he was about to! She also added that he was going to be on the National News. Oh Reese, didn't Mel Gibson teach you anything? A police report is like an uncensored Vanity Fair interview and you will most definitely look like an asshole if you don't shut the fuck up. Another funny part to this story, other than her inability to open her eyes in her mugshot, is her monday morning regret apology statement :

“Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I'm very sorry for my behavior.”

In other words: “My b”



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