The Red Sox have suspended third baseman Pablo Sandoval for being a creep on Instagram.
Pablo Sandoval is pretty well known in the baseball world for his large stature (people call him Panda). And now betches are gonna know him for that Instagram double-tap.
In the Red Sox game on Wednesday, Pablo wasn't cheering on his teammates from the game. He wasn't even gaining some quality pounds from hot dogs.
HE WAS HITTING ON GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME.
Best part? He got caught, then said he was just checking his phone while going to the bathroom mid-game. So he was taking a shit, saw a girl he thought might climb onto his Panda rolls, gave her some Instagram love, maybe slid into those DMs, then walked back out to the game.
Apparently, you can't do that in the MLB. Here's the girl that he was giving some love.
She must have a great, um, personality.
You go, Panda.