A Historical Ranking Of Our Hottest Presidents

President’s Day is right around the corner, and whether you get a day off of school/work or not, you’re going to want something to keep you warm.  These hot Commanders in Chief should more than do the job.  Now you can replace those Anne Hathaway hate nightmares with some steamy presidential fantasies.

10. FDR

He was never like, smoking hot or anything, but he was pretty cute, especially before he was old and in a wheelchair.

9. Rutherford B. Hayes

He’s a little scary looking, but not bad when he was younger.

8. Ulysses S. Grant

If you’re into rugged guys, Ulysses is right up your alley. Pretty sure he fought in the Civil War, and he’s got an awesome beard.

7. Franklin Pierce

Idk anything about him, but he looks like he could be fun. Potential for some daddy issues.


6. George H.W. Bush

Homeboy is like 90 now, but when he was younger he was SO fucking cute.

5. James K. Polk

Before his hair went gray, his piercing eyes could have kept me warm all winter.

4. Abraham Lincoln

I would have felt bad not putting him on the list, and if you’re into tall guys you should definitely be interested.

3. Ronald Reagan

From his movie star days, obviously. 10/10 would bang. Sorry, Nancy. (RIP.)

2. Barack Obama

Barack may have gone gray during his time in office, but at least he’s not a misogynistic Cheeto 70-year-old white guy.

1. JFK

Besides being the obvious first choice, JFK has the betchy family background to match. Jack and his two brothers in their prime were basically gods.

Honorable Mention: Bill Clinton

Because the ladies love Bill.


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