Being an adult is hard, and betches aren’t always the best at it. If you’re feeling like a fuck-up who doesn’t have her life together, don’t ask your friends for assurance or your parents for advice. Look no further to our signs that you’re doing okay. Remember: everything is relative. Read the list below, and then keep track of how many items apply to you.
If you checked…
0 items: You’re a hot mess and you need to get your shit together.
1-6: You’re not a full adult yet, but you’re at least on the path to adulthood. You get an A for effort (even if your execution is like, a C at best).
6-10: You’re better at this than most. I bet you even cook without a recipe, you classy betch. Just don’t forget that you used to be fun.
10-14: Okay, time to reign it back. You’re not that old yet. Try to enjoy some of the youth you have left, before your “wild” Thursday nights become mah-jongg with the neighborhood ladies.”