If it's your dream to be royalty someday, your chances will seem a whole lot better now. While Pamela Anderson may be the trashiest person on the planet, she also like really really cares about animals. For her efforts in preserving marine life, she was made Countessa de' Gigli in Genoa, Italy, which definitely doesn't sound made up or anything. The guy who gave her the title is Prince Stephan of Montenegro. I just really hope now Pam wears a tiara whenever she makes an appearance, because why the fuck not.