Miley and Liam are Officially Broken Up aka DUH

In the most shocking news I've ever heard ever, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth (I  just accidentally typed Neeson, now that would be a hot couple) are officially broken up. Despite all the time I spend ruminating on Miley and Liam's future happiness as a couple, I surprisingly could not feel less apathetic about this news.

I do however wonder why they broke up…

…But I'm totes down to place bets on her next significant other. I'm calling it now, after an inevitable short and sensual affair with a Simon Cowell-esque producer/celebrity she's going to start dating a black woman.



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