Here’s the thing about Stormy Daniels’ lawyer: he’s hot. He’s got that whole lawyer in the streets, daddy in the sheets look going on. Not to mention, a jaw sculpted by the gods themselves. A silver fox, if you will. Are you guys getting what I’m saying? He’s hot. Is that clear? Great. Now that we’re all on the same page, here is a roundup of times we fell in love with Michael Avenatti. His name is Michael Avenatti, by the way. But you can just call him zaddy.
When He Went On Air And Told Michael Cohen to Release His Financial Documents
Avenatti urges Michael Cohen to release his financial documents if he's so innocent. #Hardball #ctl #p2 pic.twitter.com/o9rqzJUUby
— PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) May 10, 2018
Please write “this whole thing stinks” on my grave.
When He @’d Fox And Friends
Whatever happens @foxandfriends, please do not stop helping our case week in and week out by having Mr. Trump and Mr. Giuliani appear and make damaging stmts. You are truly THE BEST; where can we send the gift basket? #basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 3, 2018
Love a man who can talk shit on Twitter.
He Made #Basta A Thing
Let Michael Avenatti handle this! He will #Basta them.
Our #BastaCap Italian. pic.twitter.com/A1gzmbZuuP
— Paul van der Meer (@Paul_VanDerMeer) May 10, 2018
“Basta” is Italian for “enough” or “stop it” or “cut the shit, you idiots.” Michael Avenatti started using the hashtag on Twitter, and now has been seen sporting it on custom baseball cap. There is a word for that and it is I-CON-IC.
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