If you're still a little hungover and are looking for a reason to vom today, look no further. Some bitch on Etsy is now selling crocheted shorts for men. There are a shitload of ugly color options, and you can even choose the length! The shorts are like $90, but they'll make the perfect gift for your boyfriend who is either blatantly gay or has literally no taste. Get yours now before they sell out (or get reported by the Fashion Police)!