Matthew McConaughey Got Anne Hathaway Drunk

Matthew McConaughey pity invited Anne Hathaway to a rager at his house – no shirts allowed, keg stands required. Anne like the middle schooler she is, thinks the party is on a Sunday afternoon and misses the Saturday night party – rookie fucking mistake. Anyways, she rolls up to Matthew's house on Sunday and he says “you're dumb as shit, but I'm bored so lets get blackout drunk” – same tho. Anne Hathaway gets drunk after her first glass because she's a lightweight and remembers nothing from the entire rest of the night. Story true: she stood on the roof and screamed “I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.” Props to McConaughey on taking her party virginity, he really took one for the team.

 

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