Maria Sharapova, the hot tennis betch that won Wimbledon when she was 17, majorly fucked up. Much like the stoner betch, Maria failed her drug test—but it was for the Australian Open, not a summer internship. Apparently she’s been taking meldonium since 2006 “for health reasons”: flu, heart problems, and potential diabetes. Girl, if you’ve been taking this drug for the past TEN YEARS and are still having health problems, you should be a patient on House, not playing competitive tennis.
The problem? The International Tennis Federation banned meldonium in January, because it improves endurance. Apparently, Maria didn’t know that they had banned it, since she doesn’t keep up with the news. She still gets paid bank to film commercials, so she’ll probably be fine.