We never thought we’d be talking about the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore cast in the same sentence, unless we were listing shitty reality shows we secretly love. Turns out we we wrong. Khloé Kardashian’s bestie Malika Haqq and Ronnie from Jersey Shore are officially together. Apparently they met pretty recently while filming E!’s relationship rehab series Famously Single, and hit it off right away.
The news freaked everyone out pretty fast, so the couple actually admitted to it as soon as it went public. They said that they had “a lot in common from the start and it was an instant friendship.” They then explained, “The attraction quickly became a mutual romance.” Ah, gotta love a classic guy/ girl friendship.
So there you have it. 2017 is off to a weird start. I mean, we’re all into random shows collaborating for ratings, but this is a bit much. Also, I’d literally be scared to see Sammi’s shit fit over this whole thing. Like, let’s be real—her tantrums manage to make every other girl in the world look normal. Can we call her up for a spin-off or something?