So tbt when Madonna hooked up with Drake on stage at Coachella. The whole thing was kind of like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. The amount of second hand embarrassment could have fueled a nuclear power plant. Drake, allegedly, was super into it because it was Madonna, but also he might have thrown up a little bit in his mouth.
Anyway, Madonna was asked about the kiss during an interview and her response was “I kissed a girl, and I liked it.” Shots have been fucking fired. Like, we all knew that Drake is the softest kid in the music industry and he definitely wears cherry chapstick, but Madonna took it to a whole new level. So like fuck a fake friend, where your real friends at?