“I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom,” says Madonna as she posts a pic of her young, braces-wearing sons popping bottles on New Years. Yay!
While we obviously have no problem with this (particularly the part where they each get their very own bottle), there are infinite haters on instagram who just couldn't allow this neglectful parenting go without letting the world know how this is NOT OKAY. Because the people who care enough to follow Madonna and also comment on her instagram should clearly be the moral arbiters of parenting. Underage drinking is ILLEGAL, guys!! Do Madonna's kids think they're like, above the law or something?
Since Madonna could not give two fucks about what the randos of instagram think about how she's raising her kids, she didn't apologize but she later posted another photo with the caption “No one was drinking we were just having fun! Calm down and get a sense of humor! Don't start the year off with judgement!” I agree that two out of three of those sentences are true. Guess which.