Madonna And Charlize Theron Are Fighting Over Sean Penn

Madonna is constantly trying to distract us from the fact that she's old now, and this week she's decided she wants to get Sean Penn back. A little background: they were married in the 80s, but then Madonna divorced him and claimed that he abused her, but there was never more information. Fast forward 25 years, and Sean Penn is happily engaged to Charlize Theron, who is younger, hot, and more Oscar-winning than Madonna. Madonna has apparently decided that Sean is her soulmate, and she's determined to get him back. Tbh if I were Charlize right now I'd be laughing out loud because like good luck Madonna. I guess it's up to Sean to pick, so let's hope he's not like the dumbest person alive.


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