Macy Gray’s New Single Is About Her Vibrator

We haven’t thought about Macy Gray since like, 2002, and apparently she’s desperate for some attention now. Her new song is called “B.O.B.” which stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend. Which means vibrator.

Obv Macy hasn’t had a man in her life recently because she’s seriously super into the vibrator. TBH, the song is mildly catchy, but also makes your skin crawl. The best lyric is def: “He fits like a glove, always up for love, steady like a caterpillar.”

So, this probably won’t be a huge hit, but at least Macy seems happy, right? We can only imagine how happy she’ll be when she finds a real man someday.

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