Luxy Is An App That Markets Itself As Tinder Without The Poor People

So there's this new dating app – yes another one – Luxy, that is marketing itself as “Tinder minus the poor people”. Like TBH, great idea but there's no way this works in the real world. The Lucky Sperm Club is not hard pressed to find someone hook up with.

My guess is that this app is for the ugly children of the 1%. Their trust funds haven't fully kicked in yet and their skin looks like a Halloween mask, so they just need a push in the right direction. I give you an “A” for effort Luxy, and fuck it I might just make an account.


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