Apparently Lululemon sweatshirts have been hitting women in the face, because that's what happens when you actually work out in a Lululemon sweatshirt. Stop pretending like you're better than everyone else and just wear them to Starbucks.
The elastic drawstrings on the sweatshirts sold before 2014 have been injuring women, so the company is recalling a whole bunch of their clothes. Lulu doesn't actually think their sweatshirts are all that dangerous, but they don't want an heiress to go blind. So if you want to get rid of your overpriced Netflix bingeing outfits, then feel free to send back the sweatshirts. Or, spoiler alert, you could just take the drawstrings out.