Lindsay Lohan is Selling Car Insurance Because She’s a Great Driver

TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan will be in an upcoming commercial for Progressive Insurance, because why the fuck not? Lindsay has been in like half a dozen car accidents in the last ten years (most of them alcohol related), but it's been like two years so I guess all is forgiven. I love Lindsay, but the thought of buying anything more significant than a pack of gum from her gives me nightmares. I'd rather buy insurance from Flo the Progressive lady, which is saying a lot because she's obviously batshit too.  Someone please just cast Lindsay in a fucking movie so she can stop doing these bullshit jobs just to pay for her lip injections.


More amazing sh*t

Best from Shop Betches