Lamar Wants To Get Khloé Back, Boy Bye

In today’s edition of “Shit That’s Never Going to Happen,” Lamar Odom has vowed that he’s going to get Khloé Kardashian back. Yeah, okay, sure.

Lamar went on The Doctors, which I’m pretty sure is just like a boring version of The View, to talk about his struggle with addiction and health issues over the last few years. He seems to be doing much better, which is great, but he started sounding pretty delusional when he talked about Khloé. He’s grateful for all that Khloé did for him while his life was a fucking trainwreck, and he wants her back. Sorry Lamar, probably not gonna happen.


First of all, that divorce is final. After getting canceled and delayed for like a million years, Khloé got everything done, so it’s really over. She’s obviously moved on, seeing as she’s been with Tristan Thompson for like, six months. Sorry Lamar, but she’s probably not going to leave her NBA Champion boyfriend for her NBA retiree ex.

Like, get over it. You dated for a month before you got married, so it’s honestly impressive that it ever lasted as long as it did. Some things are better left in the past, and Khloé & Lamar is very 2012. Lamar really just wants a shot at Khloé’s revenge body, but it’s never going to happen. Bye Felicia.

Girl Bye


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