Kourtney Kardashian Is Dating A 23-Year-Old Model To Get Back At Scott

There’s never a dull moment in the land of the Kardashians. Just days after the news that Scott Disick is fucking 19-year-old Disney Channel star Bella Thorne, Kourtney’s found a new man-boy to call her own.

The man in question is Younes Bendjima, and he’s a casual 15 years younger than Kourtney. He’s also a v hot model, so props to Kourt. We don’t know all that much about him, but his social media presence is very Rich Kids of Instagram. He’s from Algeria and used to be a boxer, so they’ll probably make an inspirational movie about him someday. He also has washboard abs, which we will never say no to. Also, it’s basically impossible to be a worse guy than Scott, so we tentatively approve.

The two were seen out and about in Cannes this week, both hanging out on a yacht and having a night out. Cannes is the place to be right now, which must be why Scott and Bella also showed up. It’s sort of like when your ex shows up at the same happy hour as you, except this happy hour is at the French Riviera and you took a private jet there.

We doubt Younes is in it for the long haul—what 23-year-old would want to be a step dad?—but either way he’s the perfect choice to make Scott jealous, even if it is very obvious what Kourtney is doing. Then again, Scott’s not the smartest, so maybe he hasn’t caught on. We’ll probably have to wait six months to get the actual details of all this on Keeping Up, but for now let’s just say that Kourtney is having a lot of fun in France. Even if we’re not sure what a 38-year-old and a 23-year old could possibly talk about for a few minutes, let alone days on end. Seriously, any ideas?

Honestly, for two people who seem to have a very strong aversion to fucking people their own age, it’s a mystery how Scott and Kourtney were together long enough to produce three children.