Kim Kardashian Just Shut Down The Pregnancy Rumors In One Tweet

Alright, y’all, I’m currently writing this mid-heart palpitation, because not only is Kylie Jenner reportedly pregnant, but Khloé Kardashian is also reportedly pregnant. I know, how is this possible? Can this be real? Is Kendall going to announce her pregnancy like, two hours from now? I have so many questions, and so many more swirling around in my head that I’m too paralyzed to put into words. But it seems like I may have been right, and this is all one giant hoax. That’s because Kim Kardashian just shut down the pregnancy rumors in one tweet. Thank God for Kim. Bless her.

Earlier this morning, Kim tweeted the following:

Kim Kardashian Tweet

Everyone around the world:

Sipping Tea

Then she continued to spill said anticipated tea, with the following:

Kim Kardashian Tweet

“People who supposedly work with us ‘confirming’ details they know nothing about! Especially when we havent [sic] even communicated with them SMH”—WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? KIM, EXPLAIN YOURSELF. Does it mean Kylie and Khloé aren’t pregnant after all? It kind of seems like that’s what she means. But I’m going to hone in on the word “details” here—Kim isn’t going off on people confirming “news” or “reports,” but rather, the details. The former would imply that the stories at the core are false. However, by specifying “details,” it could mean that, while the reports themselves—that Kylie and Khloé are, in fact, pregnant—the details of the pregnancies, for instance, how far along they are, are incorrect. And that’s what we in the English department like to call a close reading. See, Dad? I totally put my degree to good use.

So did Kim just shut down the pregnancy rumors? This could 100% go either way, so thanks for that, Kim. In these types of situations (read: ambiguous-ass tweets), people see what they want to see.