Keira Knightley Is Having A Baby


Keira Knightley is pregnant, but Orlando Bloom isn't the father so IDGAF. Keira was an early role model to betches interested in history, since she played the same fucking character in every movie: British aristocrat being married off at a random point in history (see: Pirates of the Caribbean, Atonement, The Duchess, A Dangerous Method etc). Her daughter will be a cross between Cara Delevingne and Jennifer Lawrence, while her son will be Chace Crawford.


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