Katy Perry is getting her own iPhone game because people think she's relevant post Superbowl performance – too bad nobody made the same mistake with Bruno Mars. It's made by the same people who did Kim Kardashian's game, so it's definitely going to be dumb and addicting as fuck.
They haven't released what the plot of the game is – spoiler alert there won't be a plot, just a series of tapping – but it's not too crazy to guess photo shoots, parties, and concerts. John Mayer and Russell Brand have to fight in order to become an A-list Celebrity, and Taylor Swift is the new Willow Pape. All of that being said, I can't fucking wait to play this shitty waste of iPhone data storage.