Cough Cough, she can't go out tonight, she's sick. Boo you royal pregnant whore. Kate Middleton has cancelled her official visit to Malta because her morning sickness is too severe. I have a couple of problems with this.
First, the joke that Kate's vacation to Malta where she will shake hands and accept flowers from adoring peasants is a “work trip.” Second, the fact that she's too sick to be a pretty face. Take a note from Kate Moss: bulimia shouldn't stop you from getting paid to basically not work. I just feel like Kate is being a little selfish right now because I really want to see how she's transitioning her summer to fall wardrobe and if she has anymore gray hairs.