One Direction met Kate Middleton last night and – spoiler alert – fucked up. Louis Tomlinson forgot that she was legit a member of the British Royal Family and his future Queen, so when introduced he said, “Hi, how are you? I'm Louis.” Liam Payne was hella nervous and couldn't say anything. Harry Styles told her “Congrats on the bump.” Niall can barely speak English, so it's pretty safe to assume he went non-verbal too. And true to form, nobody gave a shit about Zayn. Stellar work
boys peasants. Story true, Harry and Kate got into a fight over whose hair is better.