Kanye’s Instructions For His Yeezy Season 3 Models Were Batshit Insane

Our possible future president abused models last week, and no I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about the greatest savant of our time, Kanye West. Kanye’s instructions for the models at his Yeezy Season 3 show last Thursday were without any exaggeration the most ridiculous thing that’s ever been typed, printed out, or handed to a living person. 

He’s basically telling these poor hungry models to do nothing and everything at the same time. WTF. For instance: “Hold positions until the end of the show” but if you are tired “sit down or lye down.” Also what kind of English speaking person wrote this shit? Not a NETURAL one that’s for sure.

Sidebar: How many of these things do we think Kimmy has to follow on a daily basis? Just curious if she ever looks at the jumbotron. 






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