Five years ago the world welcomed its new favorite media target—Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were officially a couple. Fast forward to 2016, and the pair have broken up and gotten back together numerous times and have both put out respective albums that essentially only have to do with each other. Regardless, they remain in a will-they-or-won’t-they state that America devours excessively. #JelenaForever
Last Saturday night Justin posted a photo from, like, three years ago of him and Selena kissing on the beach with the caption “Feels”, just in case you forgot how alone you are. Even though she tried to hit us all with the Taylor Swift “We are never ever getting back together,” Selena was one of the first people to like the photo (it now has 2.8 million likes…take that, Instagram models) and over 750,000 comments. If you dig through those you’ll find one from @selenagomez: “Perfect”.
So…will they or won’t they give this bad idea another go-around? When will Selena learn that dating someone younger than you is never the answer? Didn’t her mother ever tell her that boys mature slower than girls? Like, once a fuckboy always a fuckboy. We call bullshit on this revival, but we’ll see.