John Stamos, resident DILF of boxed set DVDs, took a break from his busy schedule bitching about the Olsen twins not joining his Full House remake to get arrested for a DUI. Friday night, he was driving home from whatever Oikos spokespeople do on a Friday night. He was allegedly “driving erratically” and got pulled over. That's ridiculous, because he definitely has enough money to pay for an Uber during surge pricing.
He was taken to a hospital because he had some weird medical condition. I'm guessing that means he puked on a cop's shoes. So basically, John has become the has-been, child star trying to rebel against his “good guy” image. He and Justin Bieber should really form a support group.