Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Are Dating

Apparently Betch of the Year Jennifer Lawrence and Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow – Chris Martin – are hooking up and can we just say – ew. Not only are they the world's most tragic mismatched couple – JLaw won a fucking Oscar and and Chris won a couple VMAs – but is this is actualy like Chris Martin going from dating a stuck up WASP with a stick up her ass to the 'quirky' girl who sells soaps at the mall. Obvi we love Jen's fuck off attitude but Gwen has GOOP! Ugh, we're gonna need a vodka red bull spiritual guidance to make a decision.




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