It’s no secret we live for Real Housewives of New York’s queen bee Bethenny Frankel. She’s fucking hilarious, owns a badass business that started with a premade margarita that won’t make you a fatass, and she’s on Bravo, so like, bonus points for that. But even though most of her life is fire, her love life kinda blows thanks in large part to her piece of shit ex-husband Jason Hoppy who dragged her through the mud during their divorce that just ended after four fucking years. Well now he’s proving to be even more of a fuckboy than he thought by allegedly stalking and harassing Bethenny and her new boyfriend. Like, he’s been fucking arrested for it.
I’m no lawyer, but I watch at least eight hours of Law & Order: SVU a weekend, so I’m somewhat of an expert. They don’t just throw people in jail for stalking unless that shit is serious. There have been AT LEAST 12 episodes where a stalking victim goes to the police and they can’t do anything and then the stalker ends up killing the person. Told you. I know my shit. Anyway, the point is Jason must have lost his fucking mind to get arrested for this. Apparently, he sent Bethenny and her boyfriend an insane number of threatening emails and then showed up at their daughter’s school and tried to start a fight and screamed shit like “I will destroy you, you can get all the lawyers you want, you’ve been warned.” Jesus fucking Christ, bro. Chill out.
No word on what exactly is going to happen to Jason and his psycho ass, but I think it’s safe to say this is a live look at Bethenny rn: