Remember Jared, the guy who lost a ton of weight eating Subway sandwiches and has been in like hundreds of commercials? Well big surprise, he’s a pervert. Apparently, the FBI has texts that he sent about paying $100 for sex with a 16-year-old girl. His buddy wanted in on it, and Jared said it was “amazing.” So it looks like five-dollar-footlongs aren’t the only thing Jared has been buying. Subway has obviously suspended their relationship with him, which is fine because we’re all sick of Jared anyway.