Since the dawn of time, betches and cheese have gone together like our other fav combo, wine and cheese. Whether it’s the mozzarella in our fried sticks during a drunken binge, the fancy baked brie at the wedding of your frenemy – even the crumbles of blue cheese topping your petite sirloin – cheese is a betch’s go-to during times of happiness, sadness, or just like, boredom.
But we know it isn’t great for us. Coming from the same family as cream, milk and butter, a betch can’t really argue the nutritional badness of cheese. But is it like, THAT bad – or, better yet, are there BETTER cheeses for the calorie conscious? The answer is a FUCK YES.