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I Love You, Taylor Swift, But We Need To Talk About This Outfit

I love Taylor Swift. I went to the Eras Tour in Philly (my surprise songs were “Forever and Always” and “This Love”) and I saw the Eras Tour movie in theaters the week it came out. So do not stomp on my neck after I make the next statement. Blondie cannot dress for shit. Taylor Swift’s velvet green dress outfit choice is meme-fodder, and really nothing more.

With all the money in the world, you’d think she’d hire a stylist that would know to just put her in a cool pair of light wash denim and a vintage white t-shirt to give her an effortlessly cool look, instead of the whole got-dressed-in-the-dark vibe.

Most recently, Taylor went out with Blake Lively in New York City wearing a velvet green dress, tights, and $2,450 Jimmy Choo x Jean Paul Gaultier boots that have a tattoo motif with snake designs. Blah, blah, blah, Reputation (Taylor’s Version) is coming, blah, blah, blah. It’s nice that fans focus on the good instead of the fact she looks like the type of girl who etches Dashboard Confession lyrics into her desk during fifth period science.

Luckily, this look has reached the darkest corner of the internet where Twitter’s greatest minds make horribly accurate comparisons in the form of memes.

The Best Memes About Taylor Swift’s Outfit Choices:

Lastly, this Vogue shade..

Steph Perlman
Steph Perlman
Steph Perlman is Betches' Entertainment Editor. She's a Kardashian historian, Real Housewives enthusiast, and Pete Davidson apologist.