I love Taylor Swift. I went to the Eras Tour in Philly (my surprise songs were “Forever and Always” and “This Love”) and I saw the Eras Tour movie in theaters the week it came out. So do not stomp on my neck after I make the next statement. Blondie cannot dress for shit. Taylor Swift’s velvet green dress outfit choice is meme-fodder, and really nothing more.
With all the money in the world, you’d think she’d hire a stylist that would know to just put her in a cool pair of light wash denim and a vintage white t-shirt to give her an effortlessly cool look, instead of the whole got-dressed-in-the-dark vibe.
Most recently, Taylor went out with Blake Lively in New York City wearing a velvet green dress, tights, and $2,450 Jimmy Choo x Jean Paul Gaultier boots that have a tattoo motif with snake designs. Blah, blah, blah, Reputation (Taylor’s Version) is coming, blah, blah, blah. It’s nice that fans focus on the good instead of the fact she looks like the type of girl who etches Dashboard Confession lyrics into her desk during fifth period science.
Luckily, this look has reached the darkest corner of the internet where Twitter’s greatest minds make horribly accurate comparisons in the form of memes.
The Best Memes About Taylor Swift’s Outfit Choices:
This is your cool babysitter in 1998 who had a part time job at Earth Magic and let you watch Charmed and Buffy. pic.twitter.com/lIjvpy20Ag
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) January 11, 2024
POV: It’s 2013, you just went shopping at American Eagle, and you’re dressed up for girl’s night at the Cheesecake Factory pic.twitter.com/UfeP2t23n4
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) January 11, 2024
“I’m a Lamborghini , I’m a Hollywood Star
I’m a little bit tipsy, when I drive my car” pic.twitter.com/3jNvDnrGcm— AA (@aliskor15) January 11, 2024
The girl from your middle school who hisses at people in the hallway and has an unusual fascination with taxidermy: pic.twitter.com/mBAgiJoMba
— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) January 11, 2024
me and my middle school bestie getting dropped off at the mall to meet our 13 yr old boyfriends at PF Changs pic.twitter.com/uU64oXdPyI
— Katie Corvino (@kTc0rvin0) January 12, 2024
i need no further proof that 2014 is officially back than blake lively’s shoes in this picture pic.twitter.com/XzKPlSleK1
— internet baby (@kirkpate) January 11, 2024
horse girls going to a 16th birthday dinner at the nicest chain restaurant the mall has pic.twitter.com/NBEah7DYVx
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) January 11, 2024
When you make your hubby go out for food you play dress up pic.twitter.com/gxNC49FhMK
— Taylor Swift-Charles (Parody) (@TayTer_Chip) January 11, 2024
let’s normalize acknowledging that even your faves *miss* sometimes pic.twitter.com/ADNhJ0d2je
— The Betchelor (@betchelorpod) January 11, 2024
Lastly, this Vogue shade..
Blake Lively and Taylor Swift’s latest outfits are proof that even in 2024, it is always 2009 somewhere. https://t.co/n402BHI21l pic.twitter.com/lNDGZhpY4P— Vogue Magazine (@voguemagazine) January 11, 2024