Given that it’s not only Friday, but also the Friday of Halloweekend, odds are you’re sitting at work, desperately wanting to do anything but actually work. Who am I kidding, this describes any day of the work week for your average betch. Obv not doing work is a tenet of a betch’s life, but you also can’t blatantly not do shit all the time and expect to hold down a job. Read our ways to convince people you’re working really hard (when you’re actually not), so that you don’t get a verbal reprimand or like, fired. Trust me, I’m a professional at this. (JK employers I totally never do this, ever).