Is there any faster buzzkill than encountering someone we are completely apathetic about but know too well to ignore? Not in my borough. This scenario forces two people (blatantly not friends) to pretend to GAF about each other, an activity so exhausting you'd think it should burn calories. When faced with this situation, whether in her hometown or in line for coffee, a betch will likely have to spend some time “catching up” with this insignificant other. Don't worry though. When properly executed, it should only take sixty seconds or less!