You went hard this weekend, Aries, and we salute you for it. People might have said you couldn't do tequila shots like you were a freshman in college, and boy did you prove them wrong. However, now you're probably a little hungover and by a little I mean you want to fucking die. Lucky for you, half of America and definitely all of Seattle and Boston are in the same boat. If you weren't drunk for the Super Bowl, did you even watch it? Blacking out on a Sunday is acceptable (encouraged, even) when you're forced to suffer through four hours of a football game. That's like, the rules of patriotism. So close the blinds, get back in bed, and ride out this hangover. The week will get better.