For the past couple months, anyone who still watches The Voice has been obsessed with Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton as a couple, and it’s gotten to the point where the rest of us can’t really ignore it anymore. These two are basically everywhere, because the Holidays are a great time to shove your happiness down everyone’s (read: your ex-husband’s) throat.
Over the weekend, Blake threw an engagement party for one of his former Voice contestants, RaeLynn (not a name), and Gwen was there, putting on a tiara and feather boa in the photo booth. It was also reported this weekend that they’ve both met each other’s parents, which is mainly funny because Blake’s mom lives in a place that’s actually called Tishomingo, Oklahoma. Gwen is a nice girl and all, but we have a feeling she doesn’t quite fit in there. Just a guess.
These two are out and about together basically 24/7, but that clearly isn’t enough. At one point, Gwen was spotted FaceTiming with Blake while she had one of her kids fucking strapped to her chest. Like chill Gwen, you can wait an hour to see his face. The Voice super couple has also been spotted getting on a plane together, which means they should be engaged any minute. Whatever, we don’t hate it.