Put on that green combat jacket you never wear. Throw back some Irish car bombs. Get ready to be kissed by sloppy older men. It’s St. Patrick’s Day.
Betches never pass up an opportunity to party, and St. Patrick’s Day offers every degenerate another holiday to celebrate irresponsibly. Here’s how to stay true to betchy form and drink in honor of a man who died nearly 2,000 years ago.