Green Tea Lemonade: Now with Alcohol

Betches live their lives trying to be skinny and good at literally everything. We also strive to understand and grasp which alcohol can go into what drink.

When you combine green tea and lemonade, you think, “Shit, this is refreshing AND will boost my metabolism.” When you add vodka, you think, “Shit, now I can be skinny, energetic, AND blackout. I’m going to sit here and soak up my own awesomeness.”

So grab a pitcher and get to mixin’.


  • 1 ½ cups citrus vodka (try Absolut Citron or Smirnoff Citrus if you’re povo)
  • 3 green tea bags
  • 1 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • 5 tbsps simple syrup

Pour the vodka into a pitcher and throw in the tea bags. Let that shit steep for about 2 hrs (less if you really need to drink). Remove the tea bags. Add the simple syrup and lemon juice then stir all that shit together. If you wanna get hella fancy, add some fresh mint leaves or sprigs of fresh thyme.

Shortcut: Ok so like if you don't feel like creating your own lemon juice and simple syrup, grab one of those frozen concentrate (gag) Minute Maid Lemonade things from the freezer section. Add the vodka and green tea and let steep, then go on wit yo bad self.

Add ice to old-fashioned style glasses, and pour that draaank.


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