Gossip Girl was kind of a total fucking mess, but also one of the betchiest programs to ever grace our TV screens because it followed the lives of completely unattainable socialites on their quest to emotionally abuse one another. Bless. Other than showing me what would happen if I had friends that lived in Brooklyn, Gossip Girl taught me everything I needed to know about being pretty on the outside. Thankfully, those lessons have concretized themselves in my brain and will be there forever (as well as an unfortunately detailed imprint of the last season, which was ugh, so terrible). Let's reminisce about the things we learned when it came to beauty in the world of Gossip Girl.