Farrah Abraham Wants You To Buy Her DNA

Farrah Abraham has decided to sell her DNA because so many people want to celebrate her existence with a plastic locket. This company, Celebrity Gene, partners with celebrities to preserve their DNA either for exhibits or for mass-production jewelry in case you were confused about who was contributing to the decline of Western Civilization.

Unfortunately, the DNA sample can't be used to clone Farrah, which seems like the only purpose of DNA, besides trying to figure out what bizarre genetic mutation led to Teen Mom and two sex tapes. Farah is donating all of the proceeds (read: $75) to charity, because the ego boost from people owning her DNA is almost all the payment she needs.

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