Eyebrow Extensions Are Now A Thing

The quality of your eyebrow game is directly correlated to your worth as a person, so it actually kind of makes sense that people with shitty brows are seeking refuge in the hands of their aestheticians. Tbh I’m surprised/concerned that it didn’t happen sooner. Although, I have to say, I’m a little freaked out by the idea of eyebrow extensions. Wasn’t putting eyedrops that cause blindness or something on your brows enough for you people? Whatevs. If you really want to do this, then that’s your journey and I’m glad you’ve found a way to make up for all the over-plucking you did as a thirteen year old.

So basically this new service has rolled out in all the major cities which means that if you’re in Idaho you’re shit out of luck and will have to wait about a decade or two. If you’re in California or New York – aka the vainest/best states – you can get this done pretty much anywhere.

Like their eyelash counterparts, the extensions are attached one by one to your actual brow hair (or if you are in a really dire situation, your actual skin). Expect the process to take about 2 hours and to pay anywhere from 200-300 dollars. Also, apparently it doesn’t last very long so maybe you should actually go back to poisoning your face now that I think about it. Or you’ll have to return every 14 days and pay another $80-200 per refill.


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