Everything You Need To Know About Sex Toy Parties

I once had a guy ask me if girls having a sex toy party is the female equivalent of guys going to the strip club. I quickly informed him that our gathering is classy yet kinky while their outing is just dirty. They walk away with a lighter wallet and questionable diseases, while we strut away with tricks of the trade that make us that much more of a sex goddess.

For those of you who are clueless to what this entails: it’s almost like the modern day Tupperware party for sexually comfortable and fun betches. Friends get together, uncork a few bottles of wine and indulge in some fattening yet totally worthy dips. Betches have the pleasure of listening to and learning from a professional sexpert who has stories that even put your kinkiest experiences to shame. Rule #1 about attending a sex toy party: you HAVE to be comfortable talking about sex openly with your friends. And if you’re not capable of that, you’ve got way bigger issues to look at. Rule #2: What happens at the sex toy party, stays at the sex toy party. Just because Betch #1 had a threesome, Betch #2 owns a sex swing, and Betch #3 kissed a girl and liked it, doesn’t mean you get to go tell your boyfriend all about it.

A sex toy party works like many other shopping experiences. Some ladies go in with no knowledge, few expectations, and are really just there to window shop. Other girls have done their research, read the customer reviews, made their wish list, and come ready with questions and expectations. Your hostess will have a suitcase full of toys that would even make a stripper blush. Products will include toys, electronics, lotions, creams, powders, tools, props, enhancers, and even weapons. Stories of edible undies, leather bondage, risky role play, and even epic fails will be told, demonstrations will be done, and samples will be handed out.

After lots of laughs and mild embarrassment, you’ll ultimately decide: just HOW sexy are you? Feeling a dry spell coming? You might want to invest in some late night company. Have a boyfriend that needs a little pep in his step? Think of it as a gift that that will keep on giving. Ultimately all girls have one goal whether they’re shopping for shoes or buying sex toys: trying to get the most bang for our buck (get it?!)


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