Guys, I don’t want to alarm any of you, it’s Amazon Prime day. Amazon is my one true love in life, so I don’t want to say this is my Super Bowl, but this is my Super Bowl. Amazon is offering amazing deals all day, so here is what you’ve got to buy before it sells out.
1. Milumia Women’s Off Shoulder Mini Dress
I was like, hm, what should I add to this list, but then I looked down and I’m wearing this dress right now. If you want to match me, go buy it. It’s super soft and comfy and I’m basically wearing a cotton blanket or a trash bag, yet I somehow look dressed. And it’s only $20!
2. Vibrant High Waist Denim Skinny Jeans
If you need some new white jeans in your life for summer, grab these super cute high waisted ones from Vibrant. These are my favorite bargain jeans, they’re super soft, and if you accidentally spill your chips and salsa all over them, they’re only $30 anyway!
3. Calvin Klein Women’s Modern Cotton Set
Usually when everyone is obsessed with something, I immediately start to hate it. It’s just instinct. But for some reason these stupid sets are so cute and soft that I am obsessed and keep buying them. Because there are so many colors. Today, Calvin Klein stuff is cheap af—up to 50% off! Buy these sets and thank me later.
4. Lanzom Wide Brim Straw Panama Sun Hat
If you need a cute hat to shield your face and new hair color from the sun, buy this one right now. It’s cute, foldable for packing, and under $15. I see these hats all over the place for around $40 (which like, why? This looks so cheap to make?), so this one is a total steal.
5. SojoS Classic Aviator Mirrored Flat Lens Sunglasses Metal Frame
These sunglasses are so fun and if you lose them, or like, smash them by throwing them into your purse without a case, no worries because they’re only $12! They also come in a bunch of different colors.
6. Aiseyi Women’s Pu Leather Backpack
Tiny leather backpacks are everywhere this year, especially for fall. Most are pretty expensive, but you can find this chic af one on Amazon right now for under $25!
7. Maybelline Summer Fundles
I have never heard of a “fundle” before (fun bundles, I’m assuming?) and yet the name alone makes me feel a bit stabby. However, if you’re into Maybelline, they are offering 40% off their fundles on Prime Day, which, okay, it’s a really good deal and makes me forgive them a little.
8. Amazon Echo Dot
Amazon is offering discounts on a ton of electronics, but the true steal is the Amazon brand shit—like if you want an Echo, to pretend you have a robot house, which I really didn’t even want, but now that it’s so cheap, I have to have it. It’s 40% off today and now I won’t have to get up to turn my lights off or find the remote to tell Netflix that YES OF COURSE I’M STILL WATCHING, QUIT JUDGING ME.
9. Fire TV Stick
The Fire Stick is already cheap Apple TV, but today it’s even cheaper, because it’s 50% off. Watch all of your shows big again instead of on your phone like some kind of serial killer.
10. Kindle Paperwhite E-Reader
If you want to pretend you read, you have to have a Kindle. Mine has saved me soooo much space in my tiny apartment—I think I have like 300 books on it by now, and yet, I can still leave my home because the books aren’t stacked all over the floor. The best part is being able to take the entire Harry Potter series on vacation without the jerkoffs at bag check-in making me take stuff out of my bag in front of everyone because the weight limit is 50 lbs and my bag is 52, and Susan feels like being an asshole today. Also, if you do actually read, you can get 3 months of Kindle Unlimited for $.99!
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