Disney Says Nah To Selfie Sticks

Disney is banning selfie sticks at their theme parks so good luck getting the perfect pic of you, Prince Charming, and the Disney Castle captioned “hubby and I just bought our first house.” Selfie sticks are a double edged sword because you need one to get the perfect group selfie but you also look like a douche-tool using one. Disney decided to ban them not just to be fun suckers but because apparently they're actually dangerous.

Some idiot was on a roller coaster at Disney Land and tried to take a selfie using a selfie stick. This is why we can't have nice things. That idiot who should've used a GoPro, fucking duh, ruined selfie sticks for everybody. If you're a sorority betch in California or Florida, I'm especially sorry that this fucked up your big-little reveal ceremony – how are you going to get the perfect lineage selfie now??

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