I don’t understand the obsession grown women still have with Disney princesses. Like, I love Disney as much as everyone else, but why, why, why does anyone pretend to be and dress like a Disney princess? It’s 2018, guys, we’re feminists now. It’s like, oh, do you want to be the woman that slept through her entire movie while waiting for a man to kiss her (this actually applies to TWO princesses)? Or the woman who cleaned her stepmom’s house until a man bought her off? Or, recently, you’re all obsessed with a certain bitch who learned a very valuable lesson: looks aren’t important, and neither is aggression or abuse, as long as he’s rich. To add to our sad tirade of grown-ass women’s obsession with princess shit, TOMS has now collaborated with Disney. That’s right, Disney princess TOMS exist, and all I can say is: Why? Why would you do that?
Hey @TOMS and @Disney! We are OBSESSED! #disney #tomshttps://t.co/kaxG0zGMl8
— POPSUGAR Fashion (@POPSUGARFashion) April 19, 2018
First of all, I hate TOMS on the best of days. They are ugly, sorry not sorry. The front of them is always weird and saggy and reminds me of a sad, flaccid penis. They are weird.
Toms x Disney Princess Is The Pairing We’ve Been Needing, New Footwear and Sunglass Collectionhttps://t.co/7fYJn3A7Ep pic.twitter.com/xYYfkx6rYk
— WDW News Today (@WDWNT) April 20, 2018
Chiara Ferragni Minnie Mouse Glove Mules
Like, what the fuck? Who are these people that spend $400 on Mickey Mouse glove shoes? Buy some Valentino’s on sale, you weirdos.