Back in the days before our Friday nights were spent stealing our parents alcohol, there was only one thing we were doing: watching Disney Channel Original Movies. DCOMS weren’t just movies, they were events. Some of them came with dance numbers, most of them starred people who would absolutely regret them 10 years down the line, and none were complete without a life lesson neatly tied into the end. We could sit for hours and discuss all the great DCOMS of our childhoods, but no one would read that. So instead, here are five of our favorites. Feel free to go ahead and tell us why we’re wrong.