We finally have a reason to give a shit about Broadway after Idina Menzel left Wicked – a musical adaptation of The Devil Wears Prada is being produced. There's this new producer, Kevin McCollum, and he makes dreams come true. He hasn't officially written any new songs for the musical or decided on the cast (why is nobody ready??), so we made a couple of suggestions:
Instead of Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington-Whitely should take for her character who says legit 10 words
Balmain/Olivier Rousteing should replace James Holt
Daniel Radcliffe should play Stanley Tucci's always the bridesmaid never the bride character
Somehow Mr. McCollum will need to fit in a couple of subtweets at Kim Kardashian's Vogue cover.
Whatever it is, this stage adaptation needs to hurry about and happen because the glacial pace is thrilling me.