….Because why not?
“I'm Samandog and I have sex with everyone”
But I'm a Cheerleader!
^ Taylor Armstrong dog
The first runner up in the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest
I mean, my owner said 'heel'
“Oh I didn't see you there”
“I'm rolling like, SO hard right now.”
Do I look like Marilyn?
#42 Dressing Like a Slut
My dealer was late so he gave me extra
Stop trying to make fetch happen.